Need a viral content

I need a viral content in investing niche. Choose the best topic that related to investing. That topics want to make 99% of them each and every people's interested to click on the topic and read the content. Even if they are not our targeted customers. The content must be unique and at least 1500 words long. And our content want accomplish something great at the end. So you need promote some the product in amazon, it can be anything from Amazon but product must want to useful to the readers. Which your end words want to trigger the readers brain to buy that product. Note: just tell me which product your promoting to your readers from Amazon so I can add that product using our Amazon affiliate link. Your content must want to clean with each points and avoid hard vocabulary and use simple English that even 11 years children can understand. Finally need sub-lines for Facebook post with title. your sub lines and titles want to follow the Facebook policy's. Title and sub-lines are very important because it's only generate 99% of the click. Don't forget the title want make interest every people's even if they are non targeted audience. The paragraph must want to have clear gabs and make readers to hook more to read. If it's more aguly and if it's irrate the readers then we return you to modify paragraph. Lastly don't forget to follow this all the rules that mentioned.