Dear Hiring Manager,
Peculiar as it is, this is a cover letter.
Now, because your time is a valuable resource, stop reading now if want the next lines to be something utterly conventional, that will answer all your questions and inspire you to feed the poor.
This will not be a squeaky clean, picture perfect, all skills checked cover letter. This is an unshapely, but breathing, pulsating, living contraption that will either amaze or vex you.
When it comes to words I like to twist, twirl and twine them until they are almost alive, until they have a conscience of their own. And where are words, ideas will follow. I would not say that I will concoct the road to Mars. Then again, I actually may. Only that it will be in the form of a sixty second spot or a fifteen words blurb. I never run dry of ideas. Above all, I am a creator.
Maybe you are somehow miffed by what you have been reading so far, but if you reached this far, my words definitely did their job. You are right in considering me at this point a smarty pants, but this pair of glittering pants definitely caught your eye.
So why would you even consider a foreigner with a strange name that came out of nowhere? I could give hundreds of reasons, dozens of example, and quite a few clever puns that will include Superman in them, but I cannot. I’m more of a Batman type of superhero. Also, this is the kind of question only you could have answer for it.
Yours for success,
Amo. Lucian