Do you want a BORING letter that will out your potential customers to sleep? Would you like to ANGER them with confusing sentences?
Then don't hire me. Hire someone else, preferably with a poor grasp of the English language.
If you want, on the other hand, a sales letter that will wow your potential clients and grow your business, then I'm your guy.
I'm a:
- Professional writer with a decade of experience, published in major US newspapers
- Small businessman who has started, run, and sold a business from scratch
- Marketing expert who has managed and run marketing for numerous organizations
- Fly fisherman (not relevant, but why not?)
- Bonus: I love U.K. politics and can pronounce Sinn Fein and Plaid Cymru. Boom!
I will write you a killer letter and turn it around quickly. Plus, thanks to the generous exchange rate between the pound and the dollar, I'm a relative bargain! Brilliant!
I can't wait to work with you.