475913 Large Social Networking Website like Facebook

Hello all, I would like an expert coder in PHP to design a website similar to Facebook. I already have some of the basic design completed. It needs to have all the following features: Custom user interface and unique homepage Friend Requests Event Calendar Group Creation Birthday Reminders News Feed Privacy and account settings Live friend updates on friends wall Upload videos, pics, music, and links Email messaging system Instant Messaging system Status Updates A trending page that showsmost viewed videos/music/images/links for that day Virtual Goods for purchase (including Ecards) Target advertising Likes and Pokes like on facebook Admin panel for me to manage site with a dashboard Translator function on home page to translate site into other languages Static pages like Contact us Help, Terms and Conditions Email notifications to users Free sign up process and a paid sign up process Badges Sorting, Breadcrumbs, and Paging using PHP and Ajax Search Engine Optimization Ability to hold large social network Thank you for your time, Dr. Smith