XXX Hello! I want to thank you in advance for your time and consideration, and I truly look forward to hearing from you to discus the position & details at your earliest convenience. I want to ensure you that choosing me will be the best decision you can make, I feel I would be the absolute perfect candidate for your company. I would be 200% committed to you, my expectations, projects & deadlines.
Ok!! Here's my joke, it's edgy in an elderly way, lol...
This 86 year old woman decided to put a personal add in the local paper. She said:
86 yo woman looking for a man who won't beat me, run around on me & must be good in bed. If interested come to 342 Poplar St, PleaseHire, Me 696969
The next day there was a knock at the door, the lil lady answered, and there was a man in a wheelchair with no arms or legs. She says, "Oh my! Your not here about my add are you??"
The man says, "Why Yes I am". The little lady gasp, "but you don't have any arms or legs!!"
The man replied, "No, I don't, so I can't beat you! And I can't run around on you!"
The little lady shrugs, " No, I guess that's true." Her eyes grow wide, "But are you good in bed?"
The man looks her up and down, with a twinkle in his eye he replies... "I rang the doorbell didn't i?"
Ok! There's my joke to you, per your request. I hope it made you smile, if so, then I've successfully completed my first job requirement for you!!
Have a lovely day & an even better tomorrow!
Sincerely,
Angela
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