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Pro vydání mobilní aplikace pro Android sháním programátora schopného vyvíjet v Apache Cordova, se znalostí Java script a na straně serveru se znalostí PHP.

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Dobrý den Matěji, pokouším se momentálně implementovat službu Premium SMS Action na webové stránky a řeším script který bude předávat automaticky generované odpovědi (PIN kód) plus upravit kód formuláře na stránkách, kam budou zákazníci tento PIN vkládat. Budu rád když mi s tím pomůžete. Určitě rád poskytnu podrobnější info. Děkuji, Tom Novak

Potřebuji napsat script (php nebo java), který po implementaci do webové stránky rozpozná, zda je návštěvník mé facebookové stránky. Účel : zobrazení určitého obsahu jen pro fanoušky / nefanoušky dané fb stránky

Potřebuji jednoduchý php script program který bude mít administraci + uživatelské prostředí. Jde o přidělení firmě dle výše faktur určitý počet bodu dle nastaveného koeficientu. Příklad 1000 € = 100 bodů, firma bude akorát vidět číslo faktury suma faktury a stav bodů, administrátor bude jenom přidávat k jednotlivé firmě částky a body se budou automaticky navyšovat.

Potřebuji script pracující velmi podobně jako épe od někoho kdo umí česky nebo rusky.

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Na serveru () probíhá neidentifikovaný script, který každé 3 minuty, úplně zahltí VPS. Občas dojde k úplnému výpadku. Potřebuju script najít a opravit. _____ On the server () runs unidentified PHP script that every three minutes, completely overwhelms the VPS. Sometimes there is a complete failure. I need find script find and fix it.

I'm looking for a talented 2D animator who can create 3 engaging and entertaining videos, each lasting between 45-60 seconds. The primary goal of these videos is to captivate and entertain the audience. Key Responsibilities: - Develop 3 separate videos in a minimalist animation style - Ensure the videos are engaging and entertaining throughout - Incorporate the ready-made script seamlessly Ideal Freelancer: - Proven experience in 2D animation and motion graphics - Capable of creating entertaining and engaging content - Proficient in working with ready-made scripts - Prior experience with minimalist animation is a plus Brief Documents for 3 Video's Below: Video 1 - Annuity Payout Options: Video

I'm in need of a skilled and experienced developer that can assist me in automating several tasks, organizing files and data on Google Drive using Google App Script and Java programming language. Key Tasks: - Create scripts to automate Folders and files - Improve file organization and management on Google Drive - Develop custom solutions using Java Ideal Skills: - Proficient in Google App Script and Java - Strong background in automating tasks - Proven experience in organizing and managing files - Prior experience with Google Drive is a plus Your expertise and knowledge in these areas are crucial for the success of this project. Looking forward to collaborating with a proactive and skilled developer.

I need a web scraping professional to create a script to extract specific data from , a popular online marketplace for trading cards, please check attachement to get the idea. Key Requirements: - Scrapping: The primary task is to scrape the following information from the platform: - Card properties 1. Hero score for last 7 days 2. Hero rank for last 7 days 3. Stars 4. Rarity 5. Name 6. Quantity listed to purchase 7. Inflation data 8. Minted count - Buy prices List Price Last Price Order book (price and quantity see picture attached) - Bidding details bids book (bid and quantity see picture attached) - Twitter activity per card View Views+ Likes Likes+ Retweets Retweets+ Replies Replies+ Quotes Quotes+ Bookmarks Bookmarks+

I'm seeking a Python developer experienced with web scraping. This job involves setting up a Python script that can scrape a popular review site. Key details to extract: - Review text - Star rating - Date of review - Reviewer name - Star-ratings for sub-categories - Review ID - Reviewed person - Reviewed product name The site does not use captchas, so it should be reasonably straightforward. All reviews for a given provider should be scraped. It would be good to have an option to start with the newest and stop at a certain date. The specific review site can be seen in the sample URL in the attached PDF. I can send further details in a private message including screenshots. Preferred frameworks would be Beautifoulsoup 4 / Scrapy if sufficient and Selenium otherwise. Please...

I'm looking for a skilled developer who can create a custom trading script in Pinescript on the TradingView platform. This script will be based on identifying and monitoring market trends. Key Project Details: - The script should be able to accurately identify a trend based on the definition of "higher highs and higher lows". - When a trend is identified, the script should take no immediate action but continue to monitor the market conditions. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in Pine Script and experience with TradingView platform. - Strong understanding of technical analysis, particularly in the context of identifying trends. - Previous experience in developing trading scripts or bots is highly advantageous. - A background in ...

Create a tradingview script that: Show a candle from green >red>green and vice versa but the condition that second candele cannot close lower or higher than prior third candele cannot close under previous open.

I'm looking for a skilled developer who can create a custom trading script in Pinescript on the TradingView platform. This script will be based on identifying and monitoring market trends. Key Project Details: - The script should be able to accurately identify a trend based on the definition of "higher highs and higher lows". - When a trend is identified, the script should take no immediate action but continue to monitor the market conditions. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in Pine Script and experience with TradingView platform. - Strong understanding of technical analysis, particularly in the context of identifying trends. - Previous experience in developing trading scripts or bots is highly advantageous. - A background in ...

There are 89 simple phrases and the recording would take about 15 mins. the speakers need to be: - Native Italian speakers from Italy. - Age from 18-55. - Both professional voiceover or amateur Budget: $8 per speaker. We reserve the right to reject any recordings that do not meet our quality standards. (the pronunciation) Feel free to contact me if you are interested in this project. Best Regards Libby

I am in need of a skilled professional who can develop a Rhino Grasshopper script for a pipe network. This script. Check attachment for specs. Ideal skills and experience for this project include: - Proficiency in Rhino and Grasshopper - Strong background in architecture and structural engineering - Experience in developing similar scripts. Please note that the specifics of the script are outlined in the document that will be provided upon engagement. I am looking for a professional who can deliver high quality work within the specified requirements.

Ein bestehendes XML File das dem Isybau XML Austauschformat entsprechen muss soll mit einem einfachen Python Script überarbeitet werden. Das Austauschformat gibt vor das im Block <Inspektionsdaten> nach jeden <KZustand> mit dem Untererlement <InspektionsKode>DCA</InspektionsKode> ein dazugehöriger <KZustand> mit dem Untererlement <InspektionsKode>DCG</InspektionsKode> folgen muss. Die <KZustand> Blöcke sind vorhanden aber die Reihenfolge stimmt aktuell nicht immer <Inspektionsdaten>. Das Skript soll die richtige Reihenfolge herstellen. Nach jedem DCA muss der dazugehörige DCG kommen. Dabei müssen die Unterelemente <VertikaleLage>, <Frame>,<PositionVon> und <PositionBis> über...

I'm seeking a skilled video editor experienced in creating entertaining and engaging YouTube content. The task involves the following: - Basic video trimming on a 20-minute comedy-oriented video footage - Advanced effects and transitions addition to enhance viewer engagement Your portfolio should demonstrate prior experience with comedy or entertainment video editing and your ability to create intriguing outputs with basic and advanced editing tools. Clear communication skills are also necessary as we will be discussing desired outcomes and possible revisions. Please include a link to your work when applying.

As a diligent user of Google Drive, I'm seeking a proficient developer who can create a program using Google App Script to arrange my Google Drive files in a hierarchical manner. Let's make searching and organization efficient and automated! the specific features I am looking for well be explained in private The ideal freelancer for this project would have extensive experience with Google App Script and an understanding of how Google Drive works. You should have created similar file management tools previously, and have a knack for creating user-friendly interfaces. Efficiency is key, as is the ability to work on a tight timeline. I look forward to working with a problem-solver who can make my file management efficient and hassle-free.

I'm looking for a Python expert to help me create a new Python script for data analysis purposes. The primary goal of the script will be to analyze a dataset that I already possess. The script should be able to handle large amounts of data efficiently, allowing for insightful analysis and visualization. The key requirements include: - Writing new code from scratch - Prior experience in data analysis using Python - Proficiency in Python libraries such as Pandas, NumPy, and Matplotlib If you have a solid background in data analysis and Python, and are able to create efficient, clean, and well-documented code, I'd like to hear from you. Here are details- I have to create a simulation that will find the optimal solution to go around a circuit using the l...

Hi! See the drawing below for ELAWN MOOSK! This is a funny drawing, of the famous billionaire Elon Musk. For this contest, you should take this ELAWN MOOSK drawing of ELON MUSK as inspiration, and create a drawing in your own style, a similar style like this, that is funny of the celebrity MARK ZUCKERBERG, and the name for this drawing will be MOORK ZUCKABORG use anything that comes to imagination to make fun of him and make a funny drawing. We really like the drawing of Elawn Moosk, but try a few different options. The winner will probably enter more than one drawing. The winner will not only win $250, but they will win the chance to work with our team full time. We hope to see some awesome hilarious entries for this contest and hope to work with a lot of you soon...

...captivating content. - Audience: The channel is specifically targeted at young adults aged 18-34. I'd love to see how you've previously delivered appealing content to this age group. Ideal Skills: - Video Editing: Skilled in video editing software like Adobe Premiere Pro or Final Cut Pro. Enhancing visual aesthetics and ensuring smooth transitions will be key. - Creative Writing: The ability to script engaging content that appeals to a young demographic. - Social Media Management: Hands-on experience in managing YouTube channels, understanding algorithms and analytics. If you have previous experience in vlogging or lifestyle content creation, that’s a big plus. But ultimately, creativity and an understanding of what makes engaging content for young adults...

I need a professional content creator skilled in human development to provide me with 30 video scripts and ideas for my business centered on getting rid of old block how nervous system control you, personal growth, overcoming fears, and building self-confidence. Each script should be educational and informative, while maintaining a concise length of 1-3 minutes. Key Requirements: - A solid understanding of human development, personal growth, and related topics - Proven experience in creating concise and engaging video scripts - Ability to convey complex information in an easy-to-understand manner - Strong writing skills with a focus on educational content - Previous experience with similar projects is highly preferred Your work will play a crucial role in helping individuals over...

I'm looking for a Unix shell scripting expert to help me with my project. Here's what's required: - Automating file transfers: I need a script that can download specific file types from a directory on my server and then upload them to an SFTP server. - Handling specific file types: The script needs to be able to recognize and transfer only files of specific types, rather than all files in the directory. Ideal skills and experience: - Proficiency in Unix shell scripting - Experience with SFTP - Expertise in handling specific file types in scripts - Familiarity with file transfer automation - Good communication and problem-solving skills If you feel you have the required skills and experience, please reach out. Thank you!

I'm in immediate need of a skilled web developer to tweak an existing custom-built script for my car rental website. The script that I am using is this: I am looking for a professional with a high level of expertise in web development to make these adjustments quickly and effectively. The priority is the rapid completion of this project, so it is critical that the selected freelancer has the bandwidth to dedicate to this task immediately. Experience with custom-built scripts is a must. Your portfolio should demonstrate your capability to work on existing structures and adapt them to new requirements.

I'm in need of a creative and experienced comedy content writer to help me produce humorous content for my YouTube channel. Specifically, I'm looking for content similar to 'FUN WITH TAVISHI'. Key Requirements: - Content: Create original, engaging and humorous content for YouTube shorts. The content should be suitable for a all age group. - Length: The shorts should be less than 2 minutes long. This means you should be able to deliver punchy, funny content within a short timeframe. it can be message type /emotional of story .it should be like below .

I am seeking an experienced Python developer to improve the functionality of a current script by adding new features, specifically automated tasks. The upgrades will involve: - Analysing and understanding the existing Python script. - Enhancing the script by adding automated task features to streamline operations. - Testing the script to ensure it performs as required with the new features. Ideal applicants will have: - Proficiency in Python, with a focus on script optimization. - Experience integrating automation functionalities into Python scripts. - A keen eye for detail and error detection. - A proven track record improving and maintaining Python script performance. I am looking forward to working with someone who can improve our script&#...

...into my project in full. I have integrated demo vesrion only. The primary goal is to improve the user experience by allowing for drag and drop functionality for file uploads. Key Requirements: - Implementation of drag and drop functionality using DropzoneJS - Ensuring DropzoneJS supports multiple file uploads at once - Do not need integration within the existing project structure. PHP Upload script working just fine. - Adherence to best practices for user interface design and user experience Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in JavaScript and relevant libraries, particularly DropzoneJS - Proven experience with front-end development and UI/UX design - Ability to integrate new functionalities to existing codebase Validation: - Start your quote with "Validation St...

I'm seeking an energetic and engaging actor who can boldly approach people on the street and ask them trivia questions centered around pop culture. - The right candidate would ideally have a background in an interactive and spontaneous form of entertainment such as improv or stand-up comedy. - This job requires a friendly and approachable demeanor to establish quick rapport and get people to participate on camera. - The goal of this project is to create humorous responses from the public - so, a great sense of humor and quick wit would be beneficial. - Additionally, some knowledge of pop culture would be advantageous in facilitating engaging and entertaining exchanges.

...AFL that I need converted into TradingView Pine Script. The primary function of the current code is to execute trading decisions based on the conditions of the market. **** 1 MORE CONDITION TO BE ADDED MENTIONED IN TXT FILE ATTACHED******* ***** FIXED PRICE RS. 3000/- ONLY ******* Key requirements: - Conversion: The Amibroker AFL strategy needs to be converted to TradingView Pine Script. The converted script should retain the functionality and logic of the original. - Optimization: The Pine Script should be optimized for performance on the TradingView platform, ensuring efficient execution and minimal latency. - Strategy understanding: It's crucial that the freelancer understands the trading logic and conditions embedded in the Amibroker AFL script...

I have a 15-minute script in progress and I'm seeking a professional Turkish male voice-over artist to bring it to life. The project involves recording the script in a professional tone. Key requirements: - Male Turkish voice-over artist - Previous experience in long-form voice-over - Ability to deliver a professional tone - Strong communication skills I'd appreciate someone who can collaborate with me on this project, offering input on pacing and intonation where necessary. I'm looking for a voice that is clear, engaging, and professional. Please provide samples of previous work in your bid.

I am in need of expert skills in 2D animation to create a short, engaging video that encompasses a unique process. Requirements: - The animation should be 2D. - Experience with creating short, impactful animations is essential. - The completed video s...create a short, engaging video that encompasses a unique process. Requirements: - The animation should be 2D. - Experience with creating short, impactful animations is essential. - The completed video should be less than 1 minute in duration. - I will provide the script for the animation. - Grasp on translating text to visual imagery is invaluable. Ideal freelancers will possess exceptional 2D animation skills, strong communication, and an ability to work efficiently to create a punchy, less than a minute video from the provid...

I require a skilled 3D visual effects animator to create engaging rear projections ...particularly visual effects. - Ability to animate flying effects and magic effects. - Knowledge and experience in theater productions or similar events are a plus. - Strong understanding of timing and how visuals can enhance a live performance. Your task will be: - To design and animate distinctive 3D flying and magic effects. - To work with the director to ensure the visuals align with the script and the vision of the performance. - Be able to revise and refine animations upon review and feedback. Your goal is to create visual effects that will captivate the audience and enhance the overall experience of the theater production. I look forward to seeing your portfolio and discussing the projec...

Preciso de uma pessoa que faça a instalação e configuração de uma instância do Izing (Preferência pelo PRO com SaaS) ou Whaticket em uma VPS. O profissional deve possuir a expertise necessária para assegurar que não exista nenhum backdoor ou script malicioso no pacote usado para instalação. O pacote de instalação é de responsabilidade do profissional. Preciso das seguintes funcionalidades: • Suporte a API Wpp não oficial; • Chat multiusuário; • Transcrição de áudio • Configuração de chatbot com diversos fluxos; • API para disparo; Recursos que acho interessantes: • Suporte a API Wpp oficial; • Suporte a ...

I am in need of a talented script writer who can create engaging, Hindi language horror scripts for YouTube. The scripts are for short films, with each video being less than 10 minutes. The focus of the horror should be more psychological thriller than supernatural or slasher. Key requirements for this project include: - Fluency in Hindi - Proven experience in scriptwriting, particularly for the horror genre - A deep understanding of the psychological thriller subgenre - An understanding of the dynamics of YouTube content and how to captivate an audience in a short span of time. The ideal candidate will be able to weave a compelling narrative that keeps viewers on the edge of their seats, all while maintaining a distinctly Hindi language and cultural context.

...working: VSL ad video that is working: Script for the ad: Script for the ad We want to use viral images to attract more people’s attention. Format: Beginning of the ad is a viral meme + cut to my recording + cut to body of the edited ad (old body that works) Beginning of the ad is a viral meme GC | Viral Memes + Middle of the ad is ME acting out something - “this might sound crazy but…” GC | Kim's Ad Footage + End of the ad is the original body of the video: - start from “this might sound crazy but..” GC | Adset 2 for Nick [Sprint 2] Video (raw) : Video (edited): Script for the ad: Script for the ad - for the subtitles The order of Reels I shot: Script: Reel:

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I'm looking for a skilled developer to create a custom script for Jira Cloud. The script should modify the behavior of a select field within the platform. Key Features: - Dynamic Select Field: The select field should dynamically change based on the values chosen by other issues in the project. This means that as the field is selected, it should update to exclude values already in use by other issues. - Hide Values Already In Use: The script should ensure that the select field does not present options that have already been selected by other issues in the project. - Customize Form Behavior: The script should also allow for custom form behavior in Jira Cloud. This project requires a developer with experience in Jira Cloud and strong skills in Groovy, the r...

I'm looking for a talented native English speaker to paraphrase a script for a video. The script is intended for a general audience, so I need the content to engage and connect with viewers. The tone should be energetic. Key Requirements: - Native English speaker - Experience in script paraphrasing - Able to adapt content for a general audience - Capable of infusing an energetic tone - Understanding of video script writing nuances I'm looking for someone who can take my existing script and elevate it so it resonates with a wider audience. If you've got a great understanding of language, are creative, and can bring energy to your writing, this could be a perfect fit for you.

...on below terms as it is same for all of us, all team members. Use our projects to monetise your extra 4 hours a day, which were otherwise not making you anything. Work includes : 1. rebranding projects 2. upgrading dependecies to latest (which will again be useful in future projects done on same script) 3. smoothen flow and bug fixes to ensure all functions work perfectly (usually required in first project done on a particular script, which will again be used in future projects done on same script. We usually assign work on few particular scripts to each dev, so that this needs to be done minimum number of times). 4. Recurring projects based on expertise, and project flow (usually 1-5 projects per month per lancer depending on work quality, ethics, expertise and b...

I have a fairly complex Autohotkey script that customizes the behavior of an application. This script involves some advanced functions like Windows API calls and file manipulations, and I need it to be converted to C# code. The C# application doesn't need to have a GUI, it only needs to replicate the functionality of the Autohotkey script. API used - GetMenuItemCount EnableMenuItem GetMenuString Ahk method used MouseGetPos CoordMode WinExist WinGetClass LButton::return SendMessage WinGetTitle WinGet WinActivate ControlGetFocus Key requirements: - Convert an advanced Autohotkey script that customizes application behavior to C# code - Ensure the C# code replicates the original Autohotkey script's functionality - No GUI is required in the C# applic...

Write the script for mi insta reels based on the raw video provided to you. Script should sound genuine and engaging taking context from the provided video

I need software to automate the login process of a Windows Desktop Application (fill Username & PW). For that, i'm looking for either a consultant that can recommend/evaluate existing soft- and hardware, or a skilled developer to create a software/script for the task. The desired operation is as follows: User scans a finger. Based on the result, the username/PW fields are auto-filled and submitted. A UI to add/edit/delete users is obviously needed. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in Windows application development and/or Windows scripting. - Experience with biometric fingerprint devices. - Experience in software automation. A proof of concept for the auto-fill part has already been tested and can be provided. A fingerprint scanner is already existing, if a so...

ALL PHP script of the configurations and parameters of the site /////CONFIG AND INSTALL SCRIPT //// I want a complete configuration of all parameters URL DEMO SCRIPT. 7437.Cj0KCQiA5rGuBhCnARIsAN11vgR0IAOeV3fZLehJ28mJeOVeC35qXrrXFJfbYhlUK8e9nraqPybSIxUaAic2EALw_wcB .................................................. ................ ......... I want a complete script setup with all systems working. CREATION OF ACCOUNTS AND EMAIL ADDRESSES TO MAKE THE WHOLE SCRIPT WORK example add: :add languages EUROPE AND ENGLISH : account creation, facebock, instagram, twitter X, (create an email address on the domain)

We're looking for someone to qualify leads and set appointments with interested parties for our web based 3D virtual floorplan software. We'll initia...afterwards we'll look at paying you for a set number of hours as milestones. We currently have hundreds of contact details which need to be worked. Competitive rates will be prioritised. Skills needed: Good conversational English Preferably neutral accent Ability to evangelise a product Competent with telephone sales Duties include: Cold calling from a spreadsheet of prospects Work using a script as guidelines Pitching our product to prospects over the phone Conversationally move a prospect to a booked meeting with our Sales Director There is also commission available which will be discussed after the trial per...

I am looking for an artistic designer who can create a realistic t-shirt design where a face of our choice is superimposed onto Gollum, the character from 'Lord of the Rings', who is hoarding over phone chargers. This original and funny shirt is intended to convey a lighthearted message about our constant need for chargers. Ideal skills and experience: - Expertise in graphic design and illustration - Proficient in image manipulation techniques - Familiarity with the concept of superimposing - Understanding of the character "Gollum" from The Lord of the Rings - A strong aesthetic sense As for our time frame: we have no strict deadline, so the priority here is quality rather than speed. We appreciate your creativity and look forward to seeing your designs!

...expert mobile developer to build an event app for both iOS and Android platforms. The application will primarily function as an event hub and needs to incorporate a number of advanced features. The app must support: - Event registration - Agenda scheduling - Push notifications - Selling different priced tickets per seat/location - country of the event and more - API integration with website (php script built with laravel) A similar app will be provided for reference. The ideal candidate should have solid experience in implementing these features and a strong understanding of both platforms. Being able to create a user friendly and smooth interface is essential. Knowledge of ticket sale systems and push notifications will put you at an advantage in the application process. Pl...