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Pro vydání mobilní aplikace pro Android sháním programátora schopného vyvíjet v Apache Cordova, se znalostí Java script a na straně serveru se znalostí PHP.

Ahoj, jsme malá firma, proto hledám administrátora pro Linux servery a síťové prvky, který žije v Praze – budeš řešit problémy v případě nepřítomnosti hlavního správce, zpravidla v datacentru Praha 5. Tedy budeš v podstatě stand-by záloha pro případy dovolených, služebních cest, nemocí apod. Tvoje zaškolení do prostředí je samozřejmostí - čas Ti bude uhrazen. Tvoje odměna bude dvousložková: • za pohotovost (á hodina za potřebný časový úsek pohotovosti) • za reálný výkon práce (á hodina za vykonanou práci při zásahu a/ne...

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Potřebuji napsat script (php nebo java), který po implementaci do webové stránky rozpozná, zda je návštěvník mé facebookové stránky. Účel : zobrazení určitého obsahu jen pro fanoušky / nefanoušky dané fb stránky

Potřebuji jednoduchý php script program který bude mít administraci + uživatelské prostředí. Jde o přidělení firmě dle výše faktur určitý počet bodu dle nastaveného koeficientu. Příklad 1000 € = 100 bodů, firma bude akorát vidět číslo faktury suma faktury a stav bodů, administrátor bude jenom přidávat k jednotlivé firmě částky a body se budou automaticky navyšovat.

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Na serveru () probíhá neidentifikovaný script, který každé 3 minuty, úplně zahltí VPS. Občas dojde k úplnému výpadku. Potřebuju script najít a opravit. _____ On the server () runs unidentified PHP script that every three minutes, completely overwhelms the VPS. Sometimes there is a complete failure. I need find script find and fix it.

I have a recipe for an ale that I need to brew right away. I have all the necessary ingredients (malted barley, yeast, and hops) at hand, I just need someone to guide me through the process and ensure it's done correctly. Ideal candidates for this project should have: - Experience in brewing ales - Knowledge of how to interpret beer recipes and execute them effectively - Good communication skills so they can walk me through the process quickly and efficiently Please note that time is of the essence here. I'm looking to start brewing within the next 10 minutes, so please be ready to assist immediately.

I'm in search of a talented copywriter to help me develop the content for my website. The tone I'm aiming for is quirky and fun. Key Responsibilities: - Creating engaging and original website copy - Ensuring all content is in line with the quirky and fun tone of voice Requirements: - Proven experience in writing website copy - Portfolio of work showcasing your ability to write in a quirky and fun tone - Ability to deliver high-quality work in a timely manner The project has no strict deadline, but I am seeking someone who can commit to regular communication and a consistent workflow.

I'm seeking a skilled developer proficient in Laravel and Flutter for an ongoing project. Key Responsibilities: 1. Create APIs from the web app and consume on the Flutter webview app (4 screens). 2. Integrate (Airtime, data, giftcards, utility APIs) on the web app. This will include adding more s...proficient in Laravel and Flutter for an ongoing project. Key Responsibilities: 1. Create APIs from the web app and consume on the Flutter webview app (4 screens). 2. Integrate (Airtime, data, giftcards, utility APIs) on the web app. This will include adding more screens for all new features. Email notifications for all transactions. 3. Add crypto add-on script on the webapp. I'll provide the addon script. Just add to main script and make all features fully f...

I am seeking an experienced Python developer to improve the functionality of a current script by adding new features, specifically automated tasks. The upgrades will involve: - Analysing and understanding the existing Python script. - Enhancing the script by adding automated task features to streamline operations. - Testing the script to ensure it performs as required with the new features. Ideal applicants will have: - Proficiency in Python, with a focus on script optimization. - Experience integrating automation functionalities into Python scripts. - A keen eye for detail and error detection. - A proven track record improving and maintaining Python script performance. I am looking forward to working with someone who can improve our script&#...

I'm seeking a skilled developer proficient in Laravel and Flutter for an ongoing project. Key Responsibilities: 1. Create APIs from the web app and consume on the Flutter webview app (4 screens). 2. Integrate (Airtime, data, giftcards, utility APIs) on the web app. This will include adding more s...proficient in Laravel and Flutter for an ongoing project. Key Responsibilities: 1. Create APIs from the web app and consume on the Flutter webview app (4 screens). 2. Integrate (Airtime, data, giftcards, utility APIs) on the web app. This will include adding more screens for all new features. Email notifications for all transactions. 3. Add crypto add-on script on the webapp. I'll provide the addon script. Just add to main script and make all features fully f...

...into my project in full. I have integrated demo vesrion only. The primary goal is to improve the user experience by allowing for drag and drop functionality for file uploads. Key Requirements: - Implementation of drag and drop functionality using DropzoneJS - Ensuring DropzoneJS supports multiple file uploads at once - Do not need integration within the existing project structure. PHP Upload script working just fine. - Adherence to best practices for user interface design and user experience Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in JavaScript and relevant libraries, particularly DropzoneJS - Proven experience with front-end development and UI/UX design - Ability to integrate new functionalities to existing codebase Validation: - Start your quote with "Validation St...

I'm in need of a professional who can perfectly format my 100-page Word document. The document requires: - Adjusting the page layout - Ensuring consistent and appealing font styles and sizes are used throughout - Ensuring all tables are well-formatted and visually appealing In your application, please focus on showcasing your experience in Word document formatting. I don't need any graphics or images inserted into the document, just a clean and consistent format.

As a professional aiming for a senior-level sales role in the fashion, tech, luxury, and hospitality industries, my LinkedIn profile requires a strategic overhaul. At present, it's unfocused and not optimized to attract recruiters. I'm looking for a skilled freelancer with expertise in LinkedIn optimization, particularly in the sales and these industries. Key requirements and tasks: - Conduct a thorough analysis of my current LinkedIn profile - Optimize the content and layout of the profile to align with my target industries - Enhance the profile to appeal to recruiters in these industries Ideal skills and experience for this job include: - Proven track record in LinkedIn profile optimization, especially for sales positions - In-depth understanding of the fashion, tech, luxury...

I'm seeking an energetic and engaging actor who can boldly approach people on the street and ask them trivia questions centered around pop culture. - The right candidate would ideally have a background in an interactive and spontaneous form of entertainment such as improv or stand-up comedy. - This job requires a friendly and approachable demeanor to establish quick rapport and get people to participate on camera. - The goal of this project is to create humorous responses from the public - so, a great sense of humor and quick wit would be beneficial. - Additionally, some knowledge of pop culture would be advantageous in facilitating engaging and entertaining exchanges.

...AFL that I need converted into TradingView Pine Script. The primary function of the current code is to execute trading decisions based on the conditions of the market. **** 1 MORE CONDITION TO BE ADDED MENTIONED IN TXT FILE ATTACHED******* ***** FIXED PRICE RS. 3000/- ONLY ******* Key requirements: - Conversion: The Amibroker AFL strategy needs to be converted to TradingView Pine Script. The converted script should retain the functionality and logic of the original. - Optimization: The Pine Script should be optimized for performance on the TradingView platform, ensuring efficient execution and minimal latency. - Strategy understanding: It's crucial that the freelancer understands the trading logic and conditions embedded in the Amibroker AFL script...

I'm looking for proficient writers who can deliver 6-10 articles revolving around technology, health, fitness, and news. Each article should be between 500-800 words. Ideal candidates should have: I need human written articles, if any one going to use AI to fool me, please dont apply...its only for serious writers. No spinning also. I have less budget, i can pay 300 Rupees for a 1000 word well written article Let's collaborate to create content that educates, influences, and adds value.

Hello, please do not apply if you do not have experience in writing Amazon appeals and successfully getting accounts reinstated. My Amazon account was recently deactivated due to Product Authenticity Customer Complaints and Restricted product policy violations. I need an expert to help me write an excellent appeal that will get my account reinstated. You must have experience and provide proof that you are well versed in Amazon and have successfully helped other sellers get their accounts reactivated. You need to know the ins and outs of submitted successful appeal letters. You need to edit a few invoices for three products according to Amazon's instructions as I am unable to provide genuine invoices. The right candidate will have a comprehensive understanding of what constitutes A...

We are seeking a Flask (Python) developer to set up a dashboard for our project using the following template: Please provide a quote for this job and an estimated timeline for completion. Objectives: We need a small application to facilitate user onboarding for our messaging bot. The dashboard will manage new user onboarding and offer basic administrative features. Dashboard Pages: • /signup • /signin • /forgot-password • /reset-password o Authentication logic with two roles: user and admin o Forget / Reset password logic required • /home o Accessible to logged-in users only o Displays bot updates and useful links o Updates data retrieved from the database • /profile o Accessible to logged-in users only o Contains a user profile data form o Displays database ...

I need an experienced video editor to regularly produce high-quality and engaging video content for my social media channels, including LinkedIn, Online courses, website and Only Fans (If you are not comfortable with male nudity or medical procedures, this is not for you) We have multiple businesses and multiple channels: - One is a day spa - One is an injectables clinic - One is a penis Enlargement Medical Clinic - We will provide: Footage - Broken down in Dropbox folders Guidelines - As per Australian medical guidelines Ideas - List of ongoing topic ideas - Video Editing Needs: I require advanced video editing services, focusing on tasks like color correction and incorporating some special effects. Slight background music and some subtitles. - Timeline: The work will be ongoing and...

I'm in need of a skilled video editor for my social media and YouTube channels. I have a collection of videos that need to be edited into engaging, shareable content. An Indian Hindi video editor expert is needed. And the money will be 20% of the YouTube earnings. Only those who are honest and serious about the work should DM Required - Key Requirements: -Only Indian - Extensive experience in video editing, particularly for social media and YouTube - Creative flair to ensure the videos are engaging and can hold viewer's attention - Prompt turnaround time for a batch of 8-15 minute videos - Experience with Hindi language content is a big plus The ideal freelancer will be able to work with minimal supervision, understand the tone and style I'm aiming for, and de...

I am looking for a professional who can help me sell computer motherboards and other related equipment to IT departments in various businesses. The ideal candidate should have: - Prior experience in B2B sales, particularly in the tech industry - A network or the ability to establish contacts with IT departments - Familiarity with the industrial electronics market, including both new and used equipment - Good communication and negotiation skills - A proactive and results-driven approach to generating leads and closing deals Your primary responsibilities will include: - Identifying potential clients in the IT departments of businesses - Pitching our range of computer components, particularly motherboards - Negotiating deals and ultimately closing sales - Maintaining strong client relations...

I'm looking for a cross-platform mobile app developer to create an app focused on daily reporting. Below are some key details to be aware of: - The app needs to be cross-platform, compatible with both iOS and Android devices. - The primary goal of the app will be daily reporting. This means users will be able to easily submit reports on a daily basis. - The app should be intuitive, user-friendly and well-designed. - Security is also a key consideration, as the reports will likely contain sensitive information and should be well-protected. - Please provide examples of similar cross-platform apps that you have developed. - Experience with reporting functionalities and/or data security is a plus. Features of the Application will be, Name and class of app is daily Class reporting...

I'm in search of a talented Graphic Designer, Web Developer, and Content Writer for a logo creation project. The logo should be designed with a pastel color scheme. Key Responsibilities: - Design a unique and memorable logo using pastel colors - Implement the logo into a website You should have a diverse skill set covering graphic design, web development, and content writing. Experience in logo design is a must. The ideal candidate will be able to seamlessly integrate the logo into a simple website. Proficiency in pastel color schemes will be a definite plus.

I'm in need of a highly skilled and experienced designer to create a techpack for an athletic wear and kids' dancewear line. Requirements and Expectations: - Expertise in fashion and clothing design, specifically athletic wear and kids' dancewear - Ability to understand and translate my vision into a tangible and comprehensive techpack - Previous work portfolio in rel...and kids' dancewear - Ability to understand and translate my vision into a tangible and comprehensive techpack - Previous work portfolio in relevant industry What to Include in Your Application: - Past work represented in techpacks or design samples, specifically within athletic wear and kids' dancewear if possible Bring your creativity and design such athletic and kids' dancewear pieces t...

I have a 15-minute script in progress and I'm seeking a professional Turkish male voice-over artist to bring it to life. The project involves recording the script in a professional tone. Key requirements: - Male Turkish voice-over artist - Previous experience in long-form voice-over - Ability to deliver a professional tone - Strong communication skills I'd appreciate someone who can collaborate with me on this project, offering input on pacing and intonation where necessary. I'm looking for a voice that is clear, engaging, and professional. Please provide samples of previous work in your bid.

I need a developer who can create a web-based user interface (UI) for an Oil & Gas specification project. Your work primarily involves coding a UI that efficiently collects necessary inputs and displays the computed results. Key Requirements: - Ability to code User Interface to gather 3 specific inputs which are: - Specifications - Product details - Calculations - Display the calculated results in a tabular format within the UI. The preferred candidate should have demonstrable experience designing web-based applications and dealing with data collection and display. An understanding of the oil and gas industry will be advantageous. Please ensure you provide relevant samples in your bid.

I'm seeking a skilled professional in IPG Carmaker who can help us with building scenarios from collected data (image, video, text etc). S/he is also expected to train our team on using Carmaker software. Key Requirements: - Strong experience with IPG Carmaker: A thorough understanding of the software and its functions is crucial for the successful implementation of this project. - Prior Experience: I'm looking for someone who has a proven track record in relevant projects. Please share your past work in your application. - Scenario Generation: The primary goal of this project is to develop a detailed scenario. Your experience in this area will be invaluable. Please do not share any confidential information from the project in your proposal, but do highlight your experience in...

I need a logo for my motor company specializing in car repairs. - I'm looking for a unique and professional design that captures the essence of our business - Open to creative interpretation, but ideally, it should reflect our industry - Looking for a logo that can be easily recognized and remembered Ideal skills and experience: - A strong portfolio of previous logo design work in a similar industry - Proficiency in graphic design software - Ability to work autonomously and provide fresh, innovative design ideas Attached is an older concept we had

I'm in need of a professional voice over artist for an advertising project. - Purpose: The main aim is to create a captivating advertisement for adults to be aired on the radio. - Tone: I'm looking for an upbeat and energetic tone that will help drive interest in the product. - Target Audience: The primary target is adults. Ideal candidates should have: - Experience in creating engaging advertising voice overs. - Excellent control over tone and pace to convey the desired energy. - Understanding of the audience and ability to adapt the voice over to suit them.

I'm in need of a skilled Instagram account manager to help me increase website visits. Key Responsibilities: - Manage the day-to-day activities of the account - Create and publish engaging content - Monitor performance and provide regular reports - Engage with followers and respond to comments Ideal Skills & Experience: - Proven experience in managing Instagram accounts - Understanding of Instagram algorithms and best practices - Ability to create engaging content - Strong analytical skills to monitor and report on performance - Excellent communication and customer service skills I plan to have at least three posts a day on the account. I'm looking for someone who can help me significantly boost website traffic through the platform.

I'm seeking a professional with experience in resolving Google Play account suspensions due to content policy violations. Key Project Details: - My account was suspended due to multiple violation of the content policy. - I have already reached out to Google for support. - I have received some documentation from Google regarding the violation and steps for reinstatement, but it's quite limited. Your Role: - Your primary role will be to guide me through the reinstatement process with Google, ensuring that all necessary steps are taken. - It's important that you have a clear understanding of the Google Play content policy and a track record of successfully reinstating suspended accounts. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in handling Google Play account suspe...

I am in need of expert skills in 2D animation to create a short, engaging video that encompasses a unique process. Requirements: - The animation should be 2D. - Experience with creating short, impactful animations is essential. - The completed video s...create a short, engaging video that encompasses a unique process. Requirements: - The animation should be 2D. - Experience with creating short, impactful animations is essential. - The completed video should be less than 1 minute in duration. - I will provide the script for the animation. - Grasp on translating text to visual imagery is invaluable. Ideal freelancers will possess exceptional 2D animation skills, strong communication, and an ability to work efficiently to create a punchy, less than a minute video from the provid...

There are 89 simple phrases and the recording would take about 15 mins. the speakers need to be: - Native Italian speakers from Italy. - Age from 18-55. - Both professional voiceover or amateur Budget: $8 per speaker. We reserve the right to reject any recordings that do not meet our quality standards. (the pronunciation) Feel free to contact me if you are interested in this project. Best Regards Libby

I'm in the process of planning a one-story modular home that will serve as a rental property. I've already secured the land and now require a BCIN designer to handle the design process. Key requirements and expectations: - Extensive knowledge of Ontario building code and CSA A277 - Experience in modular home design - Understanding of rental property design and functionality Your responsibilities will include: - Creating detailed plans and designs for the modular home - Ensuring all designs are compliant with the Ontario building code and CSA A277 - Focusing on the practicality and aesthetics of the design for a rental property Ideal candidates should have a proven track record in designing modular homes and meeting BCIN requirements. Your design should be not only functional b...

I'm looking for a talented designer to create a logo for my business. The logo should be unique, visually appealing, and help establish a strong brand identity. All requirements are in the attached. Any questions please DM me. Thank you

I'm looking for an experienced reverse recruiter to help me find potential candidates possessing specific skills, for various positions. The ideal candidates should possess skills and qualifications such as: - Proficiency in programming languages - Experience in using design software - A background in sales Your responsibilities will include: - Identifying and sourcing suitable candidates - Engaging them and gauging their interest in potential opportunities - Presenting the most suitable candidates for my consideration Please provide examples of your past work in reverse recruitment, especially in the tech or design fields. Make sure to highlight the specific skills you were able to find in your past searches. I appreciate your help in this project.

I am looking for an experienced accountant to assist with our monthly bill amount. We want experience accountant to help with calculating and dividing up our yearly invoice into 12 months. The yearly amount is there but we want a skilled accountant who can divide the amount up to 12 months with each month amount figure being different from the other. For example, dividing $100,000 by 12 months but each month has a different amount but the the total of 100k is still the same. Ideal Skills: - Proven experience in accounting - Knowledge of relevant accounting software - Strong attention to detail - Effective communication and reporting skills

I require a skilled 3D visual effects animator to create engaging rear projections ...particularly visual effects. - Ability to animate flying effects and magic effects. - Knowledge and experience in theater productions or similar events are a plus. - Strong understanding of timing and how visuals can enhance a live performance. Your task will be: - To design and animate distinctive 3D flying and magic effects. - To work with the director to ensure the visuals align with the script and the vision of the performance. - Be able to revise and refine animations upon review and feedback. Your goal is to create visual effects that will captivate the audience and enhance the overall experience of the theater production. I look forward to seeing your portfolio and discussing the projec...

Preciso de uma pessoa que faça a instalação e configuração de uma instância do Izing (Preferência pelo PRO com SaaS) ou Whaticket em uma VPS. O profissional deve possuir a expertise necessária para assegurar que não exista nenhum backdoor ou script malicioso no pacote usado para instalação. O pacote de instalação é de responsabilidade do profissional. Preciso das seguintes funcionalidades: • Suporte a API Wpp não oficial; • Chat multiusuário; • Transcrição de áudio • Configuração de chatbot com diversos fluxos; • API para disparo; Recursos que acho interessantes: • Suporte a API Wpp oficial; • Suporte a ...

I'm looking for a skilled developer who can create a high-quality Android or iOS app that will compete effectively against our rivals like OLX, KIJIJI, and others. Your primary focus will be on the user experience and advanced functionalities that can make our app stand out in the market. Key Features: - User Registration and Login: Secure and efficient onboarding process. - Advanced Search Functionality: A powerful and intuitive search that helps users find what they're looking for quickly. - Messaging and Communication Features: Seamless communication between users, ensuring a positive and engaging experience. Design: - A modern and minimalist design that appeals to our target audience. - A professional and corporate look that also reflects our brand identity. Integra...

I'm in need of a skilled software developer to create a modern, dynamic e-commerce platform. This platform will serve as a robust online marketplace for the products I offer. Key Features: - Product Catalog: The platform should include a well-structured, user-friendly product catalog for customers to navigate through. This includes categorization, search functionality, and clear product details. The ideal candidate should have a strong background in web application development and specifically in e-commerce platforms. Experience with product catalogs is a big plus. Please provide samples of your previous work in similar projects.

I'm searching for performers for a film on migration. The project involves participating in 3-4 minute scenes on May 23rd. Specifically, - An Australian actress: Her role will be the friend of the film writer in the scenes at Greenwich. She should ideally be middle-aged and present a professional appearance. Opulence with the Australian accent is mandatory. - French Actor: For one scene in Spitalfields outside the Sever's house. Skills and experience required include acting, punctuality, and dedication to the character's role. Previous acting experience is preferable but not necessary. Galvanize your passion and let's create art together.

I'm looking for a skilled graphic designer to create photorealistic thumbnails for my YouTube videos. Key Project Requirements: - The thumbnails should be visually appealing and have a professional touch. - Experience in creating YouTube thumbnails is a big plus. - Ability to deliver high-quality, photorealistic designs consistently.