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Pro vydání mobilní aplikace pro Android sháním programátora schopného vyvíjet v Apache Cordova, se znalostí Java script a na straně serveru se znalostí PHP.

Hi, I need Download data from 3 website categories. Needed data: - URL category - Name -Address - Phone - Email The data will be in 3 files. Each url category will be 1 file. Sample file in attachment.

Hi, I need Download data from 4 website categories. Needed data: - URL category - Name -Address - Phone - Email Sample file in attachment.

Ahoj, jsme malá firma, proto hledám administrátora pro Linux servery a síťové prvky, který žije v Praze – budeš řešit problémy v případě nepřítomnosti hlavního správce, zpravidla v datacentru Praha 5. Tedy budeš v podstatě stand-by záloha pro případy dovolených, služebních cest, nemocí apod. Tvoje zaškolení do prostředí je samozřejmostí - čas Ti bude uhrazen. Tvoje odměna bude dvousložková: • za pohotovost (á hodina za potřebný časový úsek pohotovosti) • za reálný výkon práce (á hodina za vykonanou práci při zásahu a/ne...

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scrapper in or sample of detail page: items: 100 g/100 ml Energetická hodnota Tuky - z toho nasycené mastné kyseliny Sacharidy - z toho cukry Bílkoviny Sůl Please be aware that some pages include more information than 100g or 100ml.

Dobrý den Matěji, pokouším se momentálně implementovat službu Premium SMS Action na webové stránky a řeším script který bude předávat automaticky generované odpovědi (PIN kód) plus upravit kód formuláře na stránkách, kam budou zákazníci tento PIN vkládat. Budu rád když mi s tím pomůžete. Určitě rád poskytnu podrobnější info. Děkuji, Tom Novak

Potřebuji napsat script (php nebo java), který po implementaci do webové stránky rozpozná, zda je návštěvník mé facebookové stránky. Účel : zobrazení určitého obsahu jen pro fanoušky / nefanoušky dané fb stránky

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Na serveru () probíhá neidentifikovaný script, který každé 3 minuty, úplně zahltí VPS. Občas dojde k úplnému výpadku. Potřebuju script najít a opravit. _____ On the server () runs unidentified PHP script that every three minutes, completely overwhelms the VPS. Sometimes there is a complete failure. I need find script find and fix it.

I require a skilled 3D visual effects animator to create engaging rear projections ...particularly visual effects. - Ability to animate flying effects and magic effects. - Knowledge and experience in theater productions or similar events are a plus. - Strong understanding of timing and how visuals can enhance a live performance. Your task will be: - To design and animate distinctive 3D flying and magic effects. - To work with the director to ensure the visuals align with the script and the vision of the performance. - Be able to revise and refine animations upon review and feedback. Your goal is to create visual effects that will captivate the audience and enhance the overall experience of the theater production. I look forward to seeing your portfolio and discussing the projec...

Preciso de uma pessoa que faça a instalação e configuração de uma instância do Izing (Preferência pelo PRO com SaaS) ou Whaticket em uma VPS. O profissional deve possuir a expertise necessária para assegurar que não exista nenhum backdoor ou script malicioso no pacote usado para instalação. O pacote de instalação é de responsabilidade do profissional. Preciso das seguintes funcionalidades: • Suporte a API Wpp não oficial; • Chat multiusuário; • Transcrição de áudio • Configuração de chatbot com diversos fluxos; • API para disparo; Recursos que acho interessantes: • Suporte a API Wpp oficial; • Suporte a ...

I'm looking for a skilled developer who can create a high-quality Android or iOS app that will compete effectively against our rivals like OLX, KIJIJI, and others. Your primary focus will be on the user experience and advanced functionalities that can make our app stand out in the market. Key Features: - User Registration and Login: Secure and efficient onboarding process. - Advanced Search Functionality: A powerful and intuitive search that helps users find what they're looking for quickly. - Messaging and Communication Features: Seamless communication between users, ensuring a positive and engaging experience. Design: - A modern and minimalist design that appeals to our target audience. - A professional and corporate look that also reflects our brand identity. Integra...

I'm looking to redesign the main event backdrop banner for next year's annual film festival. Use the uploaded photo images as inserts for your design concept. The banner must represent the creative visual storyteller and the text much be clearly defined to stand out for readability. See details below" Maryland Black Film Festival, MBFF A fantastic celebration of visual storytellers from people of color! March 7-9, 2025

I'm seeking a female voice artist to provide Tamil voiceover services for an audiobook catered to adults. Requirements: - Have a native, or near-native, Tamil accent. - Have experience in voice acting, preferably with audiobooks. - Be familiar with the proper intonation, tempo, and to...present in the text, creating an immersive auditory experience for the listener. Currently, I have a one-hour story which needs to be made into an audiobook. If it works, I have many other books to be made into audiobook. You need to work from your own place and so it is important that you have your mic and other setup to deliver me a quality audio output. I have attached here a sample page. Please send me recorded sample of it. I need it urgently and I want you to complete the stor...

I'm searching for a skilled individual who can help me scrape data from a website. The data I'm interested in is text content and tables, specifically contact information. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in we...Familiarity with structured data formats The contact information on the website is in a structured format. Your ability to navigate this and provide me with a clean, organized dataset will be crucial. Looking forward to collaborating with a detail-oriented and reliable professional. Attached is a sample format. The site is: Final file must contain all records for all schools on all pages 1-1087 Freelancer must provide a sample file of 150 records to confirm the format and data accuracy before completing.

...analysis midsection analysis L/4 partial analysis Shear design Hook anchorage length analysis Content must be included. This must be presented, so please carefully write an explanation in English next to each expression. In other words, make it like Sample, but the structure I'm looking for is exactly what Sample 2 analyzes. However, my object of analysis here is a slightly different length of beam, so I need to write an expression to reflect the difference. 1. write an expression to reflect the difference in the length of the beams, using the sample as a guide 2. write an explanation in English next to each equation. (I need to explain this in front of many people, not just after I solve it, so please write an explanation or interpretation principle for eac...

...in search of a full-stack developer to join me in building a scalable, multi-tenant web application. The project requires expertise in Golang and React for back-end and front-end development, respectively. Ideal Candidate: - Proficient in Golang, JavaScript (React) - Skilled in Cassandra, OKTA - Experience with Docker, Kubernetes - Familiarity with Google Cloud Platform -Apply with Github and sample projects The project entails creating a robust, multi-tenant web application that can handle multiple users with varying requirements. It is imperative that the selected developer is competent in ensuring the application's scalability and reliability. If you have previous experience building similar applications, please don't hesitate to apply. 1. Specific Requirements an...

I am in need of a talented script writer who can create engaging, Hindi language horror scripts for YouTube. The scripts are for short films, with each video being less than 10 minutes. The focus of the horror should be more psychological thriller than supernatural or slasher. Key requirements for this project include: - Fluency in Hindi - Proven experience in scriptwriting, particularly for the horror genre - A deep understanding of the psychological thriller subgenre - An understanding of the dynamics of YouTube content and how to captivate an audience in a short span of time. The ideal candidate will be able to weave a compelling narrative that keeps viewers on the edge of their seats, all while maintaining a distinctly Hindi language and cultural context.

...working: VSL ad video that is working: Script for the ad: Script for the ad We want to use viral images to attract more people’s attention. Format: Beginning of the ad is a viral meme + cut to my recording + cut to body of the edited ad (old body that works) Beginning of the ad is a viral meme GC | Viral Memes + Middle of the ad is ME acting out something - “this might sound crazy but…” GC | Kim's Ad Footage + End of the ad is the original body of the video: - start from “this might sound crazy but..” GC | Adset 2 for Nick [Sprint 2] Video (raw) : Video (edited): Script for the ad: Script for the ad - for the subtitles The order of Reels I shot: Script: Reel:

I need a 30-second video explainer in Hindi, targeted at adult viewers, that explains the features of a product. The script is ready. However, I need an AI-generated realistic avatar to be the primary character in the video. Key Project Details: - Video length: 30 seconds - Language: Hindi - Target Audience: Adults - Avatar Style: Realistic Requirements: - Proficient in creating animated video explainers - Experience with AI-generated avatars - Skilled in producing content in Hindi Please include relevant samples of your previous work in your proposal.

I'm in need of a native English proofreader for an urgent project. The document is of moderate length, and I require a quick turnaround time. Key requirements: - Native English speaker with exceptional proofreading skills - Ability to work under an urgent deadline - Experience in proofreading a variety of document types Please state your availability and your rate. I...English proofreader for an urgent project. The document is of moderate length, and I require a quick turnaround time. Key requirements: - Native English speaker with exceptional proofreading skills - Ability to work under an urgent deadline - Experience in proofreading a variety of document types Please state your availability and your rate. I would greatly appreciate if you could provide a sample of your...

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...company. The design should be aimed at generating leads for buying houses and establishing credibility. Key details to include: - Call to action: Call or Text for free no-obligation cash offer - Contact Information - Benefits of Selling to an Investor. The design should also be centered around promoting our unique selling proposition - 'We Buy Houses - Sell As-Is For Cash.' The aim is to make this stand out and appeal to potential customers. To enhance trust and credibility, testimonials from previous clients should also be creatively incorporated into the design. Ideal skills and Experience: - Proven experience in graphic design, preferably for real estate - Strong portfolio of designs - Creativity and innovative ideas - Exceptional attention to detail -Familiar...

I am seeking a vibrant, innovative brand strategist for a buddin...vibrant, innovative brand strategist for a budding brand. The ideal candidate will understand how to speak to professionals in the 25-40 range successfully, recognizing their needs, tastes, and aspirations. Tasks: - Development of a brand strategy from scratch encompassing all key factors: the vision, mission, personality and the positioning statement. - In-depth competitive analysis to understand stand-out strategies in the current market. - Collaborative creation of a novel, targeted marketing plan. The suitable candidate should have: - Able track record of successful brand creation from zero. - Proficient understanding of marketing towards a professional demographic. - Sound knowledge of competitive analysis t...

Description Please refer to the attached sample card for design guidance. The design should be the same as the Craftsman Building Company card, but with the following adjustments: Use the attached Craftsman logo. Change the roof color to red. Include the company address: 4632 Del Prado Blvd S Unit: A Cape Coral, FL 33904 Contact Information for Cards: Card 1: Name: Shawnie Shearer (No Picture as of yet) Phone Number: 941-623-6175 Email: Shawnie@ Title: Project Manager Submit your best designs for a chance to have your work featured as the official business cards for Craftsman Building Company! Good luck!

I'm looking for a skilled developer to create a custom script for Jira Cloud. The script should modify the behavior of a select field within the platform. Key Features: - Dynamic Select Field: The select field should dynamically change based on the values chosen by other issues in the project. This means that as the field is selected, it should update to exclude values already in use by other issues. - Hide Values Already In Use: The script should ensure that the select field does not present options that have already been selected by other issues in the project. - Customize Form Behavior: The script should also allow for custom form behavior in Jira Cloud. This project requires a developer with experience in Jira Cloud and strong skills in Groovy, the r...

I'm looking for a talented native English speaker to paraphrase a script for a video. The script is intended for a general audience, so I need the content to engage and connect with viewers. The tone should be energetic. Key Requirements: - Native English speaker - Experience in script paraphrasing - Able to adapt content for a general audience - Capable of infusing an energetic tone - Understanding of video script writing nuances I'm looking for someone who can take my existing script and elevate it so it resonates with a wider audience. If you've got a great understanding of language, are creative, and can bring energy to your writing, this could be a perfect fit for you.

...on below terms as it is same for all of us, all team members. Use our projects to monetise your extra 4 hours a day, which were otherwise not making you anything. Work includes : 1. rebranding projects 2. upgrading dependecies to latest (which will again be useful in future projects done on same script) 3. smoothen flow and bug fixes to ensure all functions work perfectly (usually required in first project done on a particular script, which will again be used in future projects done on same script. We usually assign work on few particular scripts to each dev, so that this needs to be done minimum number of times). 4. Recurring projects based on expertise, and project flow (usually 1-5 projects per month per lancer depending on work quality, ethics, expertise and b...

Please refer to the attached sample card for design guidance. The design should be the same as the Craftsman Building Company card, but with the following adjustments: Use the attached Craftsman logo. Change the roof color to red. Include the company address: 4632 Del Prado Blvd S Unit: A Cape Coral, FL 33904 Contact Information for Cards: Card 1: Name: Tasha Price (Has Picture) Phone Number: 941-787-4363 Email: Tasha@ Title: Project Manager Card 2: Name: Kaiya Letzler (Has Picture) Email: Kaiya@ Phone Number: 513-448-9070 Title: Project Manager Submit your best designs for a chance to have your work featured as the official business cards for Craftsman Building Company! Good luck!

I have a fairly complex Autohotkey script that customizes the behavior of an application. This script involves some advanced functions like Windows API calls and file manipulations, and I need it to be converted to C# code. The C# application doesn't need to have a GUI, it only needs to replicate the functionality of the Autohotkey script. API used - GetMenuItemCount EnableMenuItem GetMenuString Ahk method used MouseGetPos CoordMode WinExist WinGetClass LButton::return SendMessage WinGetTitle WinGet WinActivate ControlGetFocus Key requirements: - Convert an advanced Autohotkey script that customizes application behavior to C# code - Ensure the C# code replicates the original Autohotkey script's functionality - No GUI is required in the C# applic...

I'm looking for a talented designer to create a modern and minimalist logo that will help enhance my brand recognition. The design should be clean, unique, and easily recognizable. I'm a personal trainer and strength and conditioning coach with a kinesiology degree, I have been a trainer for 6 years and I am planning to open up a gym, my gym name is Athletix Lab. My cu...for like an app logo, and circle. - Appropriate for social media, business cards, shirt pins, letterhead, posters/banners. - I use 173d65, e67434, and sometimes 7e0000 Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in designing logos that have successfully enhanced brand recognition. - Proficiency in creating modern and minimalist designs. - Ability to create original and unique designs that stand out f...

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I'm seeking a talented Marwari voiceover artist to provide a friendly and engaging voice for an e-learning module aimed at adults. Key Requirements: - Marwari Speaking: Fluency in Marwari is essential to convey the content effectively. - E-learning Experience: Experience...Speaking: Fluency in Marwari is essential to convey the content effectively. - E-learning Experience: Experience with e-learning voiceovers or similar content would be beneficial. - Engaging Tone: The content is designed for adult learners, so the voiceover should be friendly and engaging, but also professional. The successful applicant will need to record the voiceover remotely. Please include a sample of your previous work in your proposal, especially if you have experience with e-learning or similar voic...

...AFL that I need converted into TradingView Pine Script. The primary function of the current code is to execute trading decisions based on the conditions of the market. **** 1 MORE CONDITION TO BE ADDED MENTIONED IN TXT FILE ATTACHED******* ***** FIXED PRICE RS. 3000/- ONLY ******* Key requirements: - Conversion: The Amibroker AFL strategy needs to be converted to TradingView Pine Script. The converted script should retain the functionality and logic of the original. - Optimization: The Pine Script should be optimized for performance on the TradingView platform, ensuring efficient execution and minimal latency. - Strategy understanding: It's crucial that the freelancer understands the trading logic and conditions embedded in the Amibroker AFL script...

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I'm seeking a video editor to help convert text into engaging videos for a finance-related course. The main objective is to utilize some AI tools for text-to-speech conversion, followed by the creation of videos based on the generated audio. Requirements: - In spanish language - Videos should be between 1 and 5 minutes in length. - The ideal visual sty...footage that aligns with the audio. - Incorporate the male voice-over for the video. Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in video editing software. - Experience with AI text-to-speech tools. - Strong portfolio of creating engaging and informative videos. - An understanding of finance-related content is a plus. - Fluency in Spanish is highly preferred. Please share your relevant experience and a sample of your previous wor...

...that's both modern and elegant, really capturing the essence of high-quality gold. Key considerations: - The logo text is provided in the text file in Arabic. - The design should be versatile, suitable for online platforms, print materials like business cards and brochures, and for merchandise including apparel and mugs. - The choice of font and calligraphic style will be crucial to make the logo stand out and convey the luxury and sophistication associated with gold. - The design should be simple enough to be recognizable at a glance, yet distinctive enough to set it apart from other companies in the same industry. Ideal skills and experience for this job include: - Familiar with Arabic language text. - Proven track record in creating high-quality, versatile logos - Ex...

I'm looking for a creative designer to create a logo for my organization, Sie...specific emotions or messages. - Experience designing logos for print materials, with an understanding of how to make a design versatile and adaptable across different mediums. Logo design Description I need a new logo made with the letters/ words in a cycle : SIERRA LEONE COMMUNITY SOCIAL ORGANIZATION INC The logo should be creative for a COMMUNITY SOCIAL ORGANIZATION. We need a logo that will stand time and other business names added to it to flow. A web 3.0 logo, Need a High definition logo with all files format and can print on any scale. I am looking for and give me your best color design. I need the files edited in PHOTOSHOP and other editing applications and in 3D All file formats are n...

I am on the lookout for a skillful graphic designer who can create a powerful logo for my brand called JMR. I want the letters incorporated with the crown I have included a sample for you to refer too. In the sample it has the word All things. Replace that word with JMR This logo should ideally convey the core values of professionalism and trustworthiness we stand for. I have not decided on specific colors yet and I am open to creative suggestions from the designer to come up with the perfect color scheme that enhances the brand identity. Ideally we wanted elegant emerald green or elegant royal blue or Gold The ideal designer for this project: - Should have a portfolio demonstrating a knack for creative logo designs - Must be proficient in major graphic design so...

...be to identify and reach out to TikTok influencers who are open to promoting products related to beauty and personal care. It would be required that they could make a video about our products and post it on their TikTok pages. We will provide a list of KOLs on TikTok. You will need to reach out to the KOLs on the list and ask them to accept business partnership. We provide them with the free sample product, they will use it, and make a video to sell the product. KOLs will get 20% of sales as commission. They are risk free. The risk is on us: they agree and make committment, but just don't make video after they received the products, which doesn't count a job done. For this task, you need to have a strong understanding of influencer marketing on TikTok, a good network...

I'm looking for an experienced PHP developer who is well-versed with MySQL to help me with editing the search module of my website. The primary focus of this project is on modifying the way images are retrieved then displayed in the search results. Key Requirements: - Modify the retrieval of images in the search results to use URLs for specific sizes as opposed to the current...crucial that the candidate has a keen eye for detail and is able to work efficiently to implement these modifications. Please include examples of previous similar projects in your bid. * * * * * Additionally, the work must be done within 24 hours from acceptance * * * * * * * * * * Cannot provide server access as the site is currently live. I can give you source code and database schema with sample...

I need a graphic designer who can design a 4x6 inch (or larger) postcard aimed at the elderly and disabled who require caregivers. The design should be warm, inviting, and trustworthy, while also being eye-catching. Key Elements: - Images: Include images of elderly and disabled individuals, as well as caregivers providing assistance. - Colo...testimonials from satisfied clients. Additional Details: - The postcard should also include our license number and location of services in NJ. - It's crucial that the design exudes trustworthiness, as the elderly and disabled are our core target audience. - Experience in creating designs for similar target groups would be highly beneficial. - Please let me know your ideas for making the postcard stand out and visually appealing to our t...

I need software to automate the login process of a Windows Desktop Application (fill Username & PW). For that, i'm looking for either a consultant that can recommend/evaluate existing soft- and hardware, or a skilled developer to create a software/script for the task. The desired operation is as follows: User scans a finger. Based on the result, the username/PW fields are auto-filled and submitted. A UI to add/edit/delete users is obviously needed. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in Windows application development and/or Windows scripting. - Experience with biometric fingerprint devices. - Experience in software automation. A proof of concept for the auto-fill part has already been tested and can be provided. A fingerprint scanner is already existing, if a so...