Hey! I'm David, and I really want to write for you.
While I don't have a 9th degree in supreme English studies or have nine hundred 5/5 reviews, I like to believe I'm exactly what you need to manufacture those rib-crushingly funny moments.
Not only do I speak English as a first language, I also have quite a few qualifications. I was a blog writer for over four years, I published my first (humorous!) novella recently and I have many published articles.
I can do clean humor, in-the-middle humor, dirty humor and don't-let-your-mother-see-this humor. Take your pick, you won't be disappointed.
If you don't believe I can make an adventure out of anything, check out my portfolio. Who could make an article about rented storage units interesting and fun? Well, hopefully that's me.
P.S. I don't mind editing back and forth until you're 100% pleased with the work.
P.P.S. I'll need to discuss rates and whatnot before I start, you might be paying in nuts for all I know (if so, Cashews are a long time favorite of mine).
P.P.P.S. PM me if you have any questions or if you’d like a sample of my writing!