Adult Toy Store traffic expert (free traffic, Internet Marketing, Networking Etc.)

Along the lines of the below request, I have started an adult toy store........what could you do to generate traffic / sales to my store...legally without getting banned from Google, Yahoo and others....Store can be viewed at WWW.INTIMATEPLAYERS.COM. Thank You. Looking for Adult/Porn Traffic expert to bring Free traffic to my adult Toy Store. URL: http://INTIMATEPLAYERS.COM. You job will be to bring traffic to my site by possibly using some / all but not limited to the methods listed below, and know how to advertise, (i.e. Banners, Networking, Internet Traffic, Internet Marketing, Link Building etc.). 1) Free Traffic Using High Traffic forums Like Exbii and Signature advertising 2) Free Traffic Using Imagevenue Traffic Share And High PR backlink 3) Free Adult traffic From famous Tube site 4) Using Google To Make Quality Backlinks and Consistent Traffic 5) Free Adult Targetted Visitors From Signature Advertising On Porn Forums 6) How To Get Free Adult Traffic To Your Website/Blog From DDLs 7) How To Get Free Traffic By Submitting Image/Pic Galleries 8) How To Get Free Traffic From File Link Submission 9) How To Get Free Traffic From Adult Dump Sites 10) How To Get Free Traffic From Submitting Plugs ? 11) How To Bring Free Traffic Via Automated Link Exchanges ? 12) How To Get Free Traffic from Manual Link Exchange? 13) How To Get Free Traffic From Signature Advertising On Adult Webmaster Forums? 14) List Of Top Adult Webmaster Forums 15) How To Get Free Traffic Visitors From Plugrush ? 16) Top 10 Best Adult Image Hosting Websites 17) Top 20 List Of Adult Dump Sites for Free Traffic 18.) Banners 19.) Internet Marketing 20.) Networking Don't worry if you don't know how to do all this. Just follow these links and they will explain you how to do that: [login to view URL] [login to view URL] I will hire you on hour basis. You work will be constantly monitored as well as the traffic (and traffic quality) you bring to the site. The better you work, the more work I will give you. In your bid please tell: 1. Your hourly rate. 2. How many hours can you work per week. 3. How many hours you need per each of 20 points mentioned