1000 comments on a youtube video

I need 1000 realistic comments on a youtube video. I don't wan't them to be generic comments that get flagged, they need to be realistic and relevant to the video, which is of a singer (young singer). I would like the comments to come from people aged about 14-24, and be in English. Also, if you could make it really realistic by making it seem like a discussion, that would be great. Thanks!